"The Dogs Are Barking, But so Am I"—An Editor on the Most Divisive Shoe Trends Emerging in Paris Right Now
The men's spring/summer 2027 shows are taking place in Paris this week, and everyone on the ground (and the internet) can't stop talking about all the controversial shoes. In her latest Worn Weird column, editor Rebecca Rhys-Evans divides those that are hot from those that are not.

You're reading Worn Weird, Who What Wear UK’s latest monthly column where acting deputy editor, Rebecca Rhys-Evans, spotlights the fantastical world of shoes. From split toes to soleless styles (yes, really), she covers the most "cult" and controversial pairs money can buy. Think PVC jelly shoes, furry exteriors, thick wooden clogs and anything else weird and wonderful sparking hot debate online. They might be a little silly; they may repel men (if not, what’s the point?), but that’s fashion, darling! |
This month, Rebecca decodes the obscure footwear trends presented at Menswear Paris Fashion Week spring/summer 2027. From Saint Laurent's viral transparent-plastic pointed dress shoes to Nike's new hybrid sneakers, there's a lot to unpack. So let's get into it.
Menswear Paris Fashion Week spring/summer 2027 has just wrapped up, and the biggest takeaway—the thing everyone is talking about—is the footwear presented. From Saint Laurent's clear dress shoes to Setchu's high-heeled Geta clogs and Jaden Smith's sophomore collection at Christian Louboutin, menswear has finally caught the memo that freaky footwear is on the fashion agenda, and I, for one, love to see it.
Starting with the most major of all: Anthony Vaccarello's Saint Laurent show. Here are four words I never thought I'd write consecutively: clear-polyurethane pointed brogues. They're available in a few colourways, from deep glossy burgundy to olive green and smokey black. Some feature snakeskin details, but all have the same ultra-pointed, elongated toe that we've seen in the women's collections for a few seasons, which many critics and commentators have likened to the poulaine styles worn in the 14th and 15th centuries.
There was also a slightly more traditional iteration in Chelsea-boot form (because Vaccarello likes to cater to everyone, obvs!). The most subversive detail of this footwear collection, though, was not so much a feature of the shoes, but each model's foot—in that they were all laid bare below the PVC upper. And without socks! Just five free-range piggies squished inside each shoe in 35+ degree heat.
This collection debut comes just a month or so after Chanel's viral soleless sandals effectively announced the "naked shoe" as the new "naked dress." Is this Saint Laurent's more wearable (?) answer to this trend? Is this menswear finally catching on? Either way, the dogs are barking, but so am I.
The fabulously freaky, wonderfully weird shoes didn't stop with Saint Laurent's transparent lace-ups. Christian Louboutin's collection (the second designed by Jaden Smith) showcased a red "shoe" (if you can call it that) that more evoked a monstrous paw than a traditional sneaker, boot or slip-on. Smith also took the dress shoe to new heights—or rather lengths—introducing an Oxford lace-up with a long front, blocky square toe and toe-like mouldings on the top.
Nike presented several new models for the coming spring season, embracing more hybrids that made "sneakerinas" and "snoafers" look relatively old hat. The Air Force 1 received a makeover featuring a square toe, a plaid print and a version in tan suede with turquoise embellishments that could probably have persuaded John Wayne to hang up his cowboy boots.
Finally, special mention must be made of Setchu, which dressed male models in its traditional Japanese Geta clogs, but instead of their usual flat platform, they had an angular "high heel" sole. Men in heels? Yes, please!
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Rebecca Rhys-Evans is a London-based fashion and beauty editor with a decade of editorial experience. She started working at Who What Wear UK in the summer of 2022, where she was hired to lead all branded content for the UK site. Be it styling the latest designer collections, or reviewing the most recent beauty skincare products, Rebecca is the voice (and often face) for Who What Wear UK’s commercial partnerships. A self-confessed internet obsessive, she loves all facets of content creation—be it writing, filming, art directing or styling—and revels in collaborating with brands to help harness their product and tell their story. Before Who What Wear, Rebecca contributed to FLANNELS.com, BURO., Polyester, Screenshot, Marie Claire, Refinery29 and Culture Trip, reporting on everything from internet culture, sustainability and trends.