How to Dress According to Your Horoscope: The Celestial Guide
Eugénie Trochu is a Who What Wear editor in residence known for her transformative work at Vogue France and her Substack newsletter, where she documents and shares new trends, her no-nonsense approach to fashion and style, plus other musings. She's also working on her upcoming first book that explores fashion as a space of memory, projection, and reinvention.
Twelve women, twelve styles, twelve ways of dressing. Nothing scientific, nothing exact—just a cosmic excuse. If the stars don’t explain everything, they at least have excellent taste in silhouettes. Here's how to dress based on your astrological sign.
Aries: Colorful, Bold, Vintage-Series Heroine
Aries is the delightfully Dr Quinn-in-fashion-form sign, a frontier doctor who traded her stethoscope for a collection of Etro belts. She wears brown boots with long denim skirts, and she loves clothes that move, that tell a story—even when no one actually asked. Her blond hair is always down, always brushed with La Bonne Brosse, as if on a loop.And her home? A flawless sixties set piece, full of color, smoked glass, and that luxurious bohemian undertone that makes you believe she has lived three lives already.
Taurus: Sensual, Stubborn, Confidently Luxe
The Taurus woman knows exactly what she wants. If that happens to be a Max Mara coat, a Loro Piana knit or a Celine Triomphe bag, there is no point trying to negotiate. Slightly materialistic, yes - but in the chic, grounded way: beautiful things stabilize her. She lives in Rouje wool dresses, ByFar boots, heavy jewellery, wide belts. Her home feels like “AD but lived-in”: a beige throw, a forever-burning Diptyque candle, and a conceptual vase that somehow looks meaningful.
Gemini: Quick, Changeable, Deliciously Unpredictable
Gemini dresses the way she thinks: fast, well, and never like the day before. One day it’s a Ganni blouse with straight H&M jeans, the next it’s glitter ballerinas “because why not.” She loves accessories that tell stories: a vintage Fendi mini bag, Louise Damas earrings, a scarf found in an online flea market at 2 a.m. Her wardrobe is a playground - and so is her home: a designer chair from Selency, an 80s mirror, a rattan breakfast tray, and a stack of coffee table books that threatens to collapse at any moment.
Cancer: Discreet, ingénue, effortless Pierrot couture
Cancer never tries to draw attention. Her ingénue charm is enough, and it seduces the fashion crowd without any effort. Her style is a soft homage to Commedia dell’Arte, Pierrot-couture edition: rounded collars, milky whites, subtly puffed sleeves. She wears Chloé blouses, fluid Vanessa Bruno skirts, a d’Estrée bolero, and sometimes—as a controlled rebellion—a Maria Grazia Dior tee (“J’Adore,” obviously). Her home carries the same fragile elegance: Gallimard books, soft lighting, carefully chosen tableware from Merci. Nothing spectacular, everything intentional.
Leo: Radiant, Flamboyant, a French Star With Precision
She enters a room as if the lighting had been pre-set for her. Hats are her signature - wide-brimmed, beret, Maison Michel felt, even a vintage Borsalino from Vinted. Everything looks good on her. It’s irritating. She loves anything that dazzles: a gold detail, an oversized earring, a coat with style. She embodies that undefinable Parisian mix of distinction and nonchalance. She lunches only where a grand entrance makes sense: Café de Flore, Café Charlot, or RH Gallery when she wants to go full diva. Waiters recognize her even when they really shouldn’t. That’s Leo: a local celebrity, even at the supermarket.
Virgo: Structured, precise, delicately dominant
Virgo lives in checks - mentally and literally. She loves clean lines, graphic order, the discipline of motifs. She wears tartan, houndstooth, gingham in full looks, mixed and matched with frightening mastery, always with a twist: a wild detail, a leather zip, a polished-dominatrix boot. Her home is calibrated serenity: butter-yellow accents, a white sofa, pistachio wallpaper in the bathroom, Sarah Lavoine blown-glass tumblers, pale marble, perfectly placed flowers. Naturally.
Libra: Mysterious, Indecisive, Instant Icon
Libra is a dressed mystery: she never knows what to wear, so she wears absolutely everything. She starts the day in a pink bubble skirt, ends it in Acne Studios trousers, with a Comptoir des Cotonniers crochet bag in between, and Loyale earrings “for balance.” She follows every trend she sees on Instagram, especially from painfully niche accounts with intimidating hashtags. She loves Hugo Toro as much as Festen, sculptural lines as much as quiet luxury. At home, it’s the same mix: a Zara Home lamp, a 70s armchair, an expensive Italian sofa, two handmade cushions from old Hermès scarves - and somehow, it all works.
Scorpio: Magnetic, Baroque, Subtly Dangerous
Scorpio is elegance with a sting: intense, mysterious, unpredictable. She dresses like a Jacques Garcia interior - black Barrie cashmere with jeweled details, a white smoking jacket, red accents, lace slip dresses, leopard touches, and quiet danger.Her home blends Paris and the South: light everywhere, a dark wood table, a Moroccan rug, a framed Jean Cocteau lithograph from FirstDibs, and that intimate atmosphere Scorpios create without announcing it. She loves winter because she can go all-in: a tree decorated with both Flying Tiger and Astier de Villatte, proof she can merge high and low with perfect confidence.
Sagittarius: Sincere, fine, radically free
Sagittarius has a disarming sincerity: she says what she thinks, wears what she loves, and sees no problem at all. Fine in silhouette and instinct, she embraces soft-power fashion with ease - the perfect Gucci suit, a cropped shearling bomber by Schiaparelli, Arket cashmere trousers. She also mixes Sporty & Rich hoodies with ultra-colorful Pucci pieces. No one else can combine all this without getting lost - she can. Home is lively, slightly chaotic: a Mexican rug, a surfboard doubling as decor (or shelf), La Double J cushions, and the impression of space even in 40 square meters.
Capricorn: Constant, Sensitive, Impeccably Structured
Capricorn needs affection to feel centered - but style-wise, she needs no one. She has a uniform: always a bootcut jean, white Margiela sneakers, a trench from Max Mara, Joseph, or Totême depending on the day, but always with razor-sharp lines. You could sketch her silhouette in three strokes. At night, she turns into an Armani woman: a 50s-style sequin dress, a smoky eye worthy of La Scala.Her home follows the same discipline: quiet, classic, immaculate. A cream leather Togo sofa, a minimalist dark-wood table, a Fornasetti vase placed just so, and a row of La Pléiade books aligned with military precision.
Aquarius: Conceptual, Independent, Extraterrestrial Chic
She’s the only person you know who can wear a technical COS skirt, MM6 metallic boots, an Issey Miyake Pleats Please top, and miraculously make it coherent. She doesn’t follow trends - she predicts them, usually three seasons early, confusing everyone until they eventually catch up. Sometimes she appears in a futuristic headband or an architectural Charlotte Chesnais piece, looking like she’s just come from a talk at the Palais de Tokyo. The next day it’s a white jean, flip-flops, and an electric-blue oversized sweater: total relaxation, but make it alien. Her home is even more Aquarius: sky-colored wallpaper, a wavy Hay mirror, a translucent plastic table, three Scandinavian posters, and a Calder-inspired fish mobile turning with every draft.
Pisces: Dreamy, intuitive, artfully diffuse
Pisces is normcore reimagined through a poetic haze. She loves baggy jeans, Salomon sneakers worn with a velvet Rabanne jacket and a touch of La Bouche Rouge lipstick. She’ll throw a cloud-like Loulou de Saison knit over a silky slip dress with Converse, and of course it works. Her home is more atmosphere than design: scattered vinyls, a coffee-table made from a market crate found in Roubaix, two art books stacked with a seashell on top. Everything feels accidental and perfectly placed.
None of this may be true. Or all of it might be. After all, we open our wardrobes the way we read horoscopes: with a little bad faith, a lot of hope, and the quiet conviction that style—like the stars—is mostly a matter of interpretation.
