It's official: The best news that's going to emerge from this season of New York Fashion Week is here. The geniuses over at Yahoo! Style have published the dress code attached to the invite for Marc Jacobs' ultra-exclusive NYFW party celebrating the tome Gloss: The Photography of Chris Wangenheim. As to be expected, it's amazing.
Keep Marc Jacobs' Met Gala 2009 date Kate Moss in mind as you read the full dress code below. He's basically trying to get everyone to emulate the supermodel's look that night, right?! (Yahoo! printed the dress code in all caps, because that is how it originally appears on the invitation, naturally.)
STRICT DRESS TO KILL CODE WILL BE ENFORCED: FUR COATS OVER LINGERIE, LIP GLOSS, JERRY HALL SIDE-SWEPT HAIR, SEQUINS, GOLD LAMÉ TURBANS, PATTI HEARST SYMBIONESE LIBERATION ARMY GEAR, ROGUE, ROLLERINA CHIC, SHEER HAREM PANTS, MINI SKIRTS AND MUSCULAR LEGS, PLATINUM RECORDS AS HEAD GEAR, SEQUINS, GRACE JONES BUTCH REALNESS, GLOSS-Y SKIN, BLEACHED EYEBROWS, SLITS, RIDING IN ON A WHITE HORSE, SEQUINS, SKY HIGH STILETTOS, MIRRORED AVIATORS, METAL MESH, COWL NECKLINE HALTERS, OR EYES OF LAURA MARS CHIC. NO FLAT SHOES. NO MATTE SURFACES. NO NATURAL LOOKS.
Sequins are listed three times, people. Sequins are listed thrice. Nothing that happens during NYFW is going to top this; we can all go home now.
Keep scrolling to shop pieces we think would be acceptable to wear to Marc Jacobs' fabulous NYFW soirée!
Alexa Chung for AG The Grove Suede A-Line Mini Skirt ($748)
Marc by Marc Jacobs Street Stomp Wedge Sandals ($348)
Stella McCartney Falabella Mini Faux Fur Tote ($1170)