Guess Who Said It? Crazy Dating Advice From Stylish Celebs

Whether you’re single, taken, or in a co-dependent relationship with your cat, we think you’ll get a kick out of playing a little game of who said what. Click through now for lessons in love from Jessica Alba, Alexa Chung, and more, on everything from racy texts to the appropriate time to introduce your man to harem pants.

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Nicole Richie

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Nicole Richie

“The key to a long-lasting relationship is to wait until a man is legally bound to you before you wear harem pants.” –Nicole Richie

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Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus

“[Guys] just try too hard with me. I don’t need you to impress me. I don’t want you to, like, take me to fancy restaurants.” –Miley Cyrus

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Kristenks

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Kristenks

“Don’t be an a—hole. That’s my [relationship] advice. Don’t be mean. Don’t take s—t. Don’t settle.” –Kristen Stewart

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Rnlee94

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“There is no shame in being a third wheel. Don't think of it as being the only single person in a group. Instead, think of it as having multiple wingmen (or women).” –Lauren Conrad

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Alexa Chung

“Boys say they don't mind how you get your hair done. But then they leave you for someone with really great, standard girl hair and the next thing you know, you're alone, with a masculine crop, crying into your granola.” –Alexa Chung

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Theclinicau

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“If you want to get our clothes off, focus on what you're giving, not on what you can get!” –Demi Moore

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Womens Wear Daily

“I mean if you’re going to text me every day…and you’re trying to seduce me, you’d better spice up that text and make it more exciting than ‘How was your day?’” –Chloe Sevigny

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“If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. The minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.” –Jennifer Lopez

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Fashionlarosa

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“I say give it a good six months before you commit. Feelings change, even if it seems so lustful.” –Kim Kardashian

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Anakenskywalker

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“If you’re just trying to get to know each other, I would recommend drinking highly.” –Anna Kendrick

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Ravadal

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“I have always been kind of a prude. But kissing is harmless to me, and sometimes a kiss can tell if it’s even worth seeing that person again!” –Whitney Port

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Piersebattaia

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Piersebattaia

"Make it seem natural: ‘Hey, we met before, right?’ It's a way to start an easy conversation without making the woman feel like bait." –Katharine McPhee

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Gagaperfection

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“Watch your lipstick at the dinner table. It looks really messy when you get it all over your napkin. Wear something a bit lighter or a nude.” –Lady Gaga

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“I think everyone should approach relationships from the perspective of playing it straight…until he establishes that this is a game. And if it’s a game, you need to win.” -Taylor Swift

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“Eye contact is good. Especially if you want it to go to the next level.” –Jessica Alba

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Fool_in_the_rain

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“Never marry a man thinking you can change him, and I think that starts from your first date when you’re in the seventh grade. Women are fixers, so we have to just not fix. Don’t fix.” –Jennifer Garner

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Caraloveus

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“If anybody is on their phone on a date, that’s when you know, oops the date is going kind of badly.” -Jourdan Dunn

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Alisonbriefanpage

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“There’s nothing worse than a girl giving signals and giving signals and waiting and then having to make a move herself. Make a move. The worst you can get is a restraining order.” –Alison Brie